2 friends, "see" & "saw": 1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea. "See" saw sea and jumped in sea. "Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea. "See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea. "See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see […]
I'm A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreams Its A Boulevard That I'm Searching For These Stars Are All So Dull Its The Moon That I'm Searching For Happiness Is So Angry At Me Its Life That I'm Searching For There Is A Crowd Around Me At All Times Its a Friend That I'm Searching For […]
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Life Is Like A Cafeteria. You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End. You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As You're Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria. If You Wait For People To Serve You, You'll Wait Forever. Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices […]
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? . Boy Thought For A While . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said Look, DON'T Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics […]
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
My valentine poem Will you be my Valentine? I know that I am yours. You are like a ocean, And I am like your shores You are like an endless wave And I your waiting sand. And I will wait forever as You come & smooth my hand. I will wait forever, yet You are […]
Love is not in those cards n gifts It's 1.When you hold each other hand while crossing the road and u choose to face the oncoming traffic. 2.When your heart regains a beat after searching for him or her in crowd. 3.When just 1 look assures you that he or she wonít leave you. 4.When […]
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diŮner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]
May You Discover How To Ease Your Disturbed, Overworked Brain Into Manifestation And Consciousness, So You Can Disengage From Adverse Conditions, And Modify Your Life For The Best This Coming Year. Happy New Year 2018!