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In pakistan survey was done
In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha
- I love PAKISTAN
- Made in Pakistan
- Free Calls To Pakistan
- Pakistan Zindabad
- Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule
- Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
- What PAKISTAN means ?
- Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan
- Send Free SMS to Pakistan
- If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan
- New quomi tarana of Pakistan
- Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
- Yeh na thi hamari qismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota
- Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
- Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
- us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari
- The latest slogn of boys
- Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti
- Qismat mein dard kon likhta hai
- Meet In RAJASTAN...
- Aaj hum kal humari baatain hongien,
- kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,
- Barsaat Reh Gai..
- Tied rakhi to the following boys
- Ye Kya Hai EID?
- Kaisay guzarti hay raat meri
- Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien
- Girls look beautiful because....
- Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death
- Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki
- AQAL HO NA HO
- *Nice patriotic story*
- Tum joo kahooo woh har khuwaish puri ho tumhari...
I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN
Americans make a car & 2 get some touch ups They snd it 2 Japan & they add a faster engine Thn Japan sent it 2 UK Who then added tinted windows Who thn sent d car to China. They added a better interior. Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan. Pakistani luk @ d car […]
Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]
People thinks war is a Competition Between Weapons, People, Forces or Nation, But its a Battle of PRAYERS before ALLAH between Our Mothers and Thier Mothers. The Question is, Whose SON will come back with Flag in his Hands and whose SON come back with FLAG Cover his Body. I was told at my Birth […]
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity
Do you know what Pakistan means? No?? ok let me tell you P->Perfect A->Aimbitious K->Kool I->Islamic S->Super T->Talented A->Able N->Nation Happy Independence Day
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred […]
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If:- R u emotionally dumbed Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI!
Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash […]
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota ... ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai ... shab-e-ghum bori bala hai mujhe kia bora tha marna .. ager aek baar hota yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota .. koei mere dil se poche tere teer […]
Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat […]
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]
The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education
Kismat do pal mein badal sakta he INSAN, Per jo INSAN ko badal de wo kismat nahin hoti, Apni kismat pe rota wohi shakhs hay jisko, Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti
Kon kehta hy k aadmi apni kismat khud likhta hay... Agar yeh sach hy tu kismat mein dard kon likta hay?
Meet In RAJASTAN, Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN, But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Aaj hum kal humari baatain hongien, Jab hum naa hougay tab humari baatain hongien, Jab kabhi palto gay zindagi k panno ko, To aap ki in aankhon me barsaatain hongi.
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai, Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai, Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho, Lab To Meray Khulay Thay Magar Baat Reh Gai, Mai Haar K Bhi Khush Hoon k Tum Jeet To Gaey, Qismat Main Meri Maat Thi So Maat Reh Gai, Daaman Main […]
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis
Ye Kya Hai EID? Accountant Ne Kaha, E: Extreem Happy I : In D : Divide Expenses. BusinessMan Ne Kah, E: Esteem Happy I : In D : Discount Lawyer Ne Kaha. E : Event Of I : Increase D : Dual Happy lovers Ne Kaha. E: Eik Or I : I D : DAte
Kaun kehta hay k teri yaad say ghafil hay Saquib Bister ki har shikan se poch kaisay guzarti hay raat meri..!
Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien, Kahien se koi sada na ayie Badi wafa se nibhayie tum ne, Humari thodisi Bewafaie Jahan se tum mod mud gaye the, ye mod ab bhi yahie pade hain Hum apne pairon me jane kitne, Bhanwar lapete huwe khade hain Kahien kisi roz yun bhi hoga, humari halat tumhari hogi […]
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because
Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death "Today is the black day of my life and same for Pakistan because I lost my princess colleague and Pakistan lost her Pakistani." - Bill Gates.
Maat roko iss behte dard ko, Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki, Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi, Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
*Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"
Tum joo kahooo woh har khuwaish puri ho tumhari... Khuda say bhi bus yahi duaa hai humari....