Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

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1. Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

2. I'm mind blowing

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart, Not in your mind. keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u Because people Say I M Mind blowing

3. The mind of man can achieve

What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve. (Napoleon Hill)

4. It's the things that satisfies your mind

It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

5. Imagination is the workshop of your mind

All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth. (Napoleon Hill)

6. I'm trying to free your mind.

I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one That has to walk through it.

7. I've changed my mind!

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?

8. The mind is like a clock

The mind is like a clock That is constantly running down ... It has to be wound Up daily with good thoughts ... Don't go through life, Grow through life

9. Be true to both your mind and heart

All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

10. Don't Love someone then change your mind

Don't Say You Love Someone And Then Change Your Mind ... Love Isn't Like Picking What Movie You Want To Watch

11. Smile and good thoughts in mind

*"Always"* Welcome A New Day With A *"Smile"* On Ur *"Lips"*& *""*"Good"*""* *"Thoughts"* *In Mind* *GOOD MORNING*

12. I wont die for my love

"If my love fails I won't die for her.." Because she might get a lover again. But for my Mom, she Never get a son like me again.!

13. The secret of health for both mind and body

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)

14. I wont forget you

I was on a ship thinking of you. when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean. then i promised myself that until someone finds it. i wont forget you.

15. They wont laugh if you trip

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

16. Never joke with brainless girls

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

17. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

18. It's a girls world

It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

19. Reason for crying of girls/boys

Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

20. Girls are like apples on trees.

?Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]

21. Stop looking at girls

Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

22. 2 Ways to rule girls

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And nobody knows them.

23. Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

24. Girls silence is dangerous

Girl's silence is dangerous. They're either : ---> about to blow up ---> need a hug ---> falling apart ---> crying inside Or all of the above.

25. A boys eye / girls heart

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

26. Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

27. Girls r like phones

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

28. Girls of 1995 & 2007

GIRLZ OF 1995* "AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM" GIRLZ OF 2007* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

29. All girls r beautiful n boys innocent

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)

30. Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don't exist.

31. Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

32. When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

33. Reason for girls to live longer

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does