A child can teach an adult 3 things

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1. What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

2. Child 2 dentist doctor

A child asks the dentist if teeth can be removed without pain, the dentist says no — then the child demonstrates with a smile. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he […]

3. Every Teacher Teach To Love Nation on Republic Day

Let Every Teacher Teach The Student How To Love This Nation, Let Every Parent Instill In His Or Her Sons And Daughters The Beauty Of Our Nation. Happy Republic Day.

4. Teach to dance in 5 seconds

How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?? . . . . . Throw A Cockroach On Her =D

5. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

6. Give / Teach man to fish

If you give a man a fish, He eats for the day, If you teach a man a fish, he eats for his life time

7. I want my child to laugh

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

8. Old man, child and the door bell

Old man walking on the street, sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell. Old man goes to the door, rings the bell & says: what else? Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

9. make me a child again

Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight make me a child again just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen

10. A child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

11. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

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14. To my favorite teacher!

Every day I come to school; I spend a lot of time Learning all the things you teach, Which is the reason I'm Sending you this Valentine; It's meant to let you know I'm happy you're my teacher And I want to tell you so! Happy Valentine's Day To my favorite teacher!

15. Reason for everything

There is always a reason 4 everything A reason 2 live A reason 2 die A reason 2 cry, But if u can€™t find a reason to smile Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

16. Baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya

A touching Roman Urdu Father's Day message about a father who held every finger to teach a small child how to take its first steps. Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya LOVE U PAPA Happy Father Day!'

17. Steal a single moment

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

18. Network busy number busy

Network busy number busy No signal massage not sent‚ Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid So Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.

19. A man who ....

We need to teach our daughters to know the difference between: A man who flatters her and A man who complmements her, A man who spends money on her and A man who invests in her A man who views her as property and A man who views her properly A man who lusts after […]

20. Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

21. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (Written By A Child) A Message Every Adult Should Read, Because Children Are Watching You And Doing As You Do, Not As You Say. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking, I Saw You Hang My First Painting On The Refrigerator, And I Immediately Wanted To Paint Another One. When […]

22. Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder

"Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier." So Keep Praying . . . .

23. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

A child overhears dad say all the 'fireworks' are in the girls hostel — and repeats it innocently while shopping for Diwali crackers. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

24. Good Night Messages for a Busy Person (After a Long Day)

When someone has been busy all day, they don't need a long message, just a kind one before they sleep. These good night texts are for a partner, friend or family member who worked late or had a tiring day. Good night messages for a busy person After the whole busy daySomeone nice is waiting […]

25. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

26. Hug with my prayers

When my arms can't reach people Who are close to my heart, I always hug them with my prayers. May God grant you What ur heart desires and keep you happy..

27. When my arms cant reach people

When my arms cant reach people who r close to my heart, I always hug them with my prayers. May God grant u what ur heart desires n keep u happy.. Good Night

28. Good relationships are like trees

Good relationships are like trees They demand attention & care in the beginning but once they blossoms they provide U shade in all situations of life

29. You will love your life by trusting these words

Anything that happens is for a good reason & Anything that doesnt happen is only for very good reason Trust these words U'll love ur life.

30. Many things from friends

I've learned many things from my Friends They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity They gave me money when I'm empty in college canteen They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I'm leaving them They love me They care me n I love them too.. But still I've a complaint Still […]

31. Always a reason to smile

Life brings hard things. But as long as you're in it, there's always a reason to keep smiling. Life may bring failures, hardships, tears & lots of pain.... but there's always a reason to smile as long as you are there.

32. Reason for that smile is nothing

Definition of "nothing"..... Time doesn't wait for you or me.. Days pass 'n year change, You miss me.. I miss you, You moved away with your loved ones, Your life changes, Friends change, People change, But your heart has Those precious moments engraved in it If you want it or not, They are always their, […]

33. Always ask God to give u what u deserve

Don't ask for what you want — ask for what you deserve. The two are often very different things. Always ask God to give u what u deserve, not what you desire. Its bcoz your desires may be few, but you deserves a lot!