Kiss SMS / Text Messages

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!

A page is yellow
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know