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99/100 idiots would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
- 6 truths of life
- Missing me and reading my SMS
- Lovely Rose Day Message
- Funn Fact About "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman"
- Flowers & feelings r very soft
- New economic analysis
- Spoken and unspoken words
- Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
- Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:
- Turning pages without reading
- Turning pages without reading
- U r beautiful,talented,amazing
- When an angel came to me,...Good Night
- God take care
- I knocked at HEAVENS door
- Importance of thumb...
- Christmas And Muslim: Is wishing Merry Christmas forbidden (HARAM) in Islam?
- Happy Kiss Day
- Person expert in reading your heart
- Making love to you in every kiss
- Difference between scientific theory and reality
- Let the boss speak first
- I say forget me not
- 7 reasons positive emotions are good
- At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping
- A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch
- Have a heart that never hardens
- 7 simple rules to b happy ever
- The fire of jahanam will not touch
- Relationship is like a violen
- Don't be sick!!
- Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
- Nobody, But You My Love.!!
6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid […]
Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.
Flower are very soft don't touch them with hard hands Similary feelings are so soft like flowers don't touch them with harsh words!
Some IDIOTS say: "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman" But Nobody know the Fact: "WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN"
"Flowers" are very soft, do not "Touch" them with hard hands... Similarly "Feelings" are like soft flowers, do not "Touch" them with harsh words...
New Economic Analysis: Its better to have a Long distance Relationship: Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)
Nobody Can Touch Words, But Words Do Touch Everybody.. We Are The Master of Our Unspoken Words, And Slave of Our Spoken Words..!
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions: Commerce : What Is Ur Name? (10 Mrks) Science: What Is Ur Name & Its Origin? Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks) Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D
Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
Air and students have the same mentality Dont you know how ? Both keep turning book's pages without reading
You! Yes, you The one reading this. You are beautiful, talented, amazing and simply the best at being you. Never forget that.
When an angel came to me, he asked: "What is your wish for tonight?" I said "Please take care of the person who's reading this message." Good night!
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD __0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE __0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE ___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF ____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON ______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT ________000 * . *. * . * ... […]
I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "
Importance of thumb... Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . . . . Oh....u toooo?
Christmas and Muslim Is wishing Merry Christmas forbidden (HARAM) in Islam? Short Answer:- Yes, it's forbidden for muslims Click here to continue reading and for watching video answer by Dr.Zakir Naik
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. Happy Kiss Day
Never try to hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes.. Because the one who reads your eyes is always an expert in reading your Heart..!
I'm with you reading this , Looking at your eyes and your lips, Touching your lips softly with my fingertips. Making love to you in every kiss.
The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me […]
Animal say beat me not flower say touch me not tree say cut me not but i say forget me not
7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding […]
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping, 2.3 Millions are falling in Love, 4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS ... Good Night!!!
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . . It Is Like.. . . . A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.
Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks.
1) Never hate 2) Don't worry 3) Live simple 4) Expect a little 5) Give a lot 6) Always smile 7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.
The fire of jahanam will not touch the person who recites "Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar"
Relationship is like a violen, Music may stop now n then, But strings are attached forever. So if u r in touch or not, U r always remembered.
Lord, touch my friend in the forehead and release him out of his illness. He is so dear to me and I don’t want to see him sick.
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Nobody Knows Me, The Way U Do. Nobody Can Read My Eyes, The Way U See. Nobody Can Feel My Soul, The Way U Touch. Nobody Owns My Heart, The Way U Hold. Nobody, But You My Love.!!