Humor Quote by Steven Wright

I am a Roman citizen.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

Ah, though a Roman, I am not less a man.

— Pierre Corneille

“Four and four is eight,” John said. “Four and four is eight. Arithmetic hunner’ per cent.” He stuck his tongue out at the doctor…

— Richard Bradford

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

— Joan Rivers

I have adopted the Roman sentiment, that it is more honorable to save a citizen than to kill an enemy.

— Samuel Johnson

“Numbers in roman type refer to illustrations in the Photos section; numbers in italics refer to book pages.”

— Walter Isaacson

I believe that two and two are four and that four and four are eight.

— Moliere

Would that the Roman people had but one neck! [Lat., Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet!]

— Suetonius

Vini, Vici, Vidi (I came, I saw, I conquered). - Julius Caesar

— William Shakespeare

“Soldiers of the Ninth Century, I am your new centurion, Marcus Tribulus Corvus. From this moment I formally assume command of this century, and…

— Anthony Riches

Would that the Roman people had but one neck!

— Caligula

I think with the Romans, that the general of today should be a soldier tomorrow if necessary.

— Thomas Jefferson