Collapse Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Collapse Exercise Fitness Friends Friendship Golf Golf course
The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. — Chauncey Depew Copy Share Image
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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a joke among my friends that, although I'm very busy, active and constantly rushing around all over the place, I've… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
Exercise, from a public health perspective, is an unmitigated failure. The world's longest-lived people live in environments that nudge them into more movement. They… — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was too tired to think. I merely felt the town as a unique unreality. What was it? I knew -- the moon's picture… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Corruption could lead to the collapse of the Party [Communist Party of China] and the downfall of the state [People's Republic of China]. — Xi Jinping Copy Share Image
Just take one thing out and the whole palace, the whole edifice of the human mind collapses. Take effort out of it and desiring… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
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NAFTA, by itself, will not collapse. The possibility is that the United States leaves the treaty, but the treaty itself would keep regulating relations… — Ildefonso Guajardo Villarreal Copy Share Image
I was planning on writing a detailed review of several books on web security tonight, but the Obama collapse has superseded my best-laid plans.… — Charles Foster Johnson Copy Share Image
One of the problems with industrialism is that it's based on the premise of more and more. It has to keep expanding to keep… — Dora Russell Copy Share Image