Dean Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dean Dean martin Drinking Funny drinking Guy Next Problem Sober
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I did 'Jersey Shore 6' sober, and you really just concentrate on yourself and just being the best person that you can be or… — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
Heck, I drank no more than John Wayne or Ward Bond or Spencer Tracy or Alan Ladd or Robert Walker. But it got me… — John Agar Copy Share Image
I was totally sober in college and really, really focused. I just took the time when other people might be partying and just made… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy.… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Getting sober was one of the three pivotal events in my life, along with becoming an actor and having a child. Of the three,… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I was such a heavy drinker I was going to die at age 37. Not to mention the drugs. I'm glad to be sober,… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
It wasn't being an alcoholic - it was going wild. It happened when I got famous. It was like having my teens in my… — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I knew Jimmy Dean. He tested for 'Battle Cry'. Paul Newman tested for 'Battle Cry'. I did nine tests to finally get that role. — Tab Hunter Copy Share Image
Madaming is the sort of thing that happens to you - like getting a battlefield commission or becoming the dean of women at Stanford… — Sally Stanford Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Dean flashed me a smile that promised rule-breaking and breathlessness. — Caitlin Kittredge Copy Share Image
Not only did he [Dean Acheson] not suffer fools gladly, he did not suffer them at all. — Lester B. Pearson Copy Share Image
There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses. — Dean Ambrose Copy Share Image
Dr Dean Burk, who has spent more than fifty years in cancer research, mainly at the National Cancer Institute states: 'More people have died… — Dean Burk Copy Share Image
George W. Bush is very vulnerable but not if you campaign the way the major candidates - except for Dean and Kucinich - are… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
So today if you see a person who looks like your teenage fantasy walking down the street, it's probably not your fantasy, but someone… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Probably the first time I was a boss was when I was associate dean of the graduate school at the University of Southern California.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dean's California--wild, sweaty, important, the land of lonely and exiled and eccentric lovers come to forgather like birds, and the land where everybody somehow… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
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