Funny Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “I only come to life when there are people watching.” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Life Love People
I live my life and I do what I do, and sometimes you forget that people are watching you. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
If watching is all you're go, then you're gonna watch your life go by without you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone has a watched life. Everyone is both the observer and the observed. — Akiane Kramarik Copy Share Image
I love watching people, and that's what I do; just go for a walk at about 4 o'clock, and go down a busy street,… — Andrea Corr Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
