The paramedic whispered in my ear 'God will never leave you or forsake you.' — Bethany Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Be certain to limit your exposure to negative people and environments.” — Asa Don Brown Copy Share Image
I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“first responders are usually not the law-enforcement officers or the paramedics that follow them, but the ordinary citizens who happen to be… — Chris Bird Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
It's kind of a unique concept, but it's totally real, isn't it? ... I mean, these paramedics put themselves in incredibly stressful… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
“The paramedics said there was nothing unusual, just the way it goes, eighty some years and the inevitable kerplunk, the system goes… — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
Mental health first aiders are not designed to replace mental health professionals, or to provide services on the cheap, any more than… — Luciana Berger Copy Share Image
The minimum wage isn't earned only by people working at fast food restaurants and in service industry work - the average income… — David Rolf Copy Share Image
On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide- it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese-… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to… — Christopher Parker Copy Share Image
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic,… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
[Economy] is flat on the floor, and the paramedics have arrived. And they shouldn't argue about whether they put the resuscitation equipment… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother's passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I thought, I can't do advertising any more, so I was downloading all these PDF applications from community colleges. And I thought,… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Now the ambulance is always ready; the paramedics are always ready. People in the crowd can get help without risk. If you… — Petr Cech Copy Share Image
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