Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I was in there standin' by the bed when the preacher bowed his head with the family, the day my grandma die.

— Jake Owen

Was at a wedding recently & the preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living. The bartender…

— Nishan Panwar

I remember how beautiful it was to fall asleep on your couch and cry in front of you for the first time. You were…

— Alanis Morissette

In the third grade, a nun stuffed me in a garbage can under her desk because she said that's where I belonged. I also…

— Bruce Springsteen

I became an altar boy because of the solemn face, but I got thrown out at fourteen for laughing. Because the priest used to…

— Elvis Costello

“what were you doing there at ten o’clock at night when all good Catholic boys are fast asleep?” “It was eleven o’clock, Father.” “Even…

— Patric Juillet

My son called to me that God was inside his red fire engine. He wanted to show me. I did move as fast as…

— Deborah Keenan

I sat on the piano bench next to my mother in church. Something happened before I set foot on this planet. I was crawling…

— Al Jarreau

I was really talkative as a child. The priest used to pray for me not to talk so much because I was distracting the…

— Suranne Jones

I was used to being the smartest guy in the room, and then God dropped me in a place that was well beyond me.…

— Matt Chandler

“You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church?”

— Liliana Hart

“I reflected on other victims I had met and how they were raped right on the altars of their own churches. Some of them…

— Charles L. Bailey Jr