Family Quote by Jake Owen

I sat on the piano bench next to my mother in church. Something happened before I set foot on this planet. I was crawling…

— Al Jarreau

Me and Dave Chappelle were at Charlie Murphy's funeral. I got up there and I got to preaching, and I took over the church.

— Eddie Griffin

I found my grandmother dead. It shook me up. I got up to make her breakfast, and I knew it was strange that she…

— Gil Scott-Heron

It was Buckley, as my father and sister joined the group and listened to Grandma Lynn’s countless toasts, who saw me. He saw me…

— Alice Sebold

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to…

— Rodney Dangerfield

During my grandma's funeral, I looked over once and saw my mom crying, and I felt so bad for her.

— Kendra Wilkinson

I went to church with my grandmother every Sunday.

— David Linley

My dad passed away...and suddenly I found myself at the top of the tree and looking at the sky instead of at my mom…

— Neil Young

I was in the hospital after being in a jet skiing accident... the boat ran over me and I nearly died..thank the LORD!! :)

— Caitlin

I ran into the preacher, said God was on my side, then I ran into the hangman.

— Neil Young

I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.

— Charles Bukowski

I was going to some fabulous party, and my taxi got stuck in traffic, and I looked out the window, and I saw a…

— Jeannette Walls