Humor Quote by Liliana Hart

“It felt exactly like someone had hit me in the head with a church.”

— Patrick Rothfuss

“But I am telling you: I would prefer a thousand times over a bruised Church to an ill Church!”

— Pope Francis

“Oh shit! Can you say 'fuck' in a graveyard or will it jinx you with the undead?”

— Libba Bray

“My Grandma once told me 'the Church should stay out of people's pants'.”

— Alex Sanchez

“It was more awkward than the time I caught my parents having sex… before church, and we all had to ride together in that…

— Shelly Crane

“I didn’t like churches – I never had. They were creepy places. Eerie. I always felt like I was being watched by someone I…

— Nicola Haken

“When you start talking to yourself in a graveyard, it’s time to go home.”

— Greg Iles

“You’ve got to be kidding me. You’re propositioning me in a church?” “Now where else are you going to be civil to me?”

— Jae T. Jaggart

“Cut me off from the Church? They can't do that! I repent do damn fast!”

— J. Golden Kimball

“Your Christ, the Church's Christ, is a god made in the image of effete men who've never had a good fuck in their lives,…

— Michael Schiefelbein

“What did you say, Gram? About there being no church out here?" "I said that the sky was the roof of my cathedral and…

— Terri Farley

“I'm calling an ambulance and a priest!”

— L.J. Amodeo