Awkward Quote by Shelly Crane

“Have you ever had an experience with God as wild as your most incredible sexual experience?”

— Randy Elrod

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car.”

— Lena Zheng fave

“All the girls find their seats and the room gets so church-quiet you can practically smell holy water.”

— J.C. Lillis

“You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church?”

— Liliana Hart

“I think the church makes God too small. I think God is bigger than any of us can even imagine.”

— Andrea Perron

“I didn’t like churches – I never had. They were creepy places. Eerie. I always felt like I was being watched by someone I…

— Nicola Haken

“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the men standing in the way of Him—and…

— Jarod Kintz

“It felt exactly like someone had hit me in the head with a church.”

— Patrick Rothfuss

“I WOKE IN A BED. In a room. In an inn. More than that was not immediately clear to me. It felt exactly like…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“My Grandma once told me 'the Church should stay out of people's pants'.”

— Alex Sanchez

“when you were as closed off as I was the past few months, opening up felt about as wrong as stripping naked in church.”

— Kami Garcia

“Josh had said the only difference between the church girls and me was that they had been forgive. Even after I'd asked for it,…

— Nicole Quigley