Funny Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
One reason the Founding Fathers thought that states should have two senators was so that smaller states wouldn't get run over and could bring… — Kent Conrad Copy Share Image
The appointment of senators by the state legislatures . . . is recommended by the double advantage of favoring a select appointment, and of… — James Madison Copy Share Image
Senate races are different from House races, in the sense that they are more candidate-driven. The higher the office - that is, I mean,… — Judy Woodruff Copy Share Image
Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Mississippi is not California, Mississippi is not Massachusetts, and Kamala knows that. If I'm lucky enough and blessed to be a member of the… — Mike Espy Copy Share Image
Senators, like everyone else, want to feel a part of this decision-making process. They want to feel included. — Tom Daschle Copy Share Image
The historic function of a Senator from Oregon is to drive all the other Senators mad. — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
It doesn't entirely make sense that if 51 senators are from one party, and they can stick together, they can do whatever they want.… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
One difficulty in making the Senate work the way it was intended is that America's electorate is increasingly divided into red and blue states,… — Olympia Snowe Copy Share Image
I'm not running for state Senate because I wanted to become a politician. I'm running because I wanted to serve. — Carl Lewis Copy Share Image
If you are a Representative and want to be a Senator, you must be careful not to do anything which might upset the various… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image