Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Success
There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
Your whole vocabulary's played out, admit it. Still wack if it came out my mouth and I spit it. — Redman Copy Share Image
egregious. most people think that word means terrible or unheard of or unforgivable. it has a much more interesting story than that to tell.… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Sometimes a word is found so right it trembles at the slightest explanation. — Rita Dove Copy Share Image
People need to be mindful of the things they say on social media and in groups. All too often we hear terms thrown around… — Nicole Malliotakis Copy Share Image
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
A lot of people hear it in a dark way, but, I think, without saying the word too many times, it's empowering, and so… — Dan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Most words evolved as a description of the outside world, hence their inadequacy to describe what is going on inside me. — Hugh Prather Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don't say the words. Words are weapons. They blast… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I opened my mouth wide one time to see if the words I was thinking would fall out, but they wouldn’t. If words don’t… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
“every time they substitute an all-purpose, sloppy slang word for the words that would accurately describe an emotion or a situation, it lowers their… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
