Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gardening Inspirational Love Planets
The planet is full and we will be rubbing shoulders forever. There is nowhere else to go. — Zygmunt Bauman Copy Share Image
We are not going to stop here on planet Earth. We're going to move out to other planetary bodies. — Peter Diamandis Copy Share Image
We will have to leave this planet, and we're going to leave it, and it's going to make this planet better. — Jeff Bezos Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what, a 100,000… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn't going to… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
We are turning everything on this planet into food for humans. We'll eat it and, if we can't eat it, we'll kill it and… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
