Funny Quote by Demetri Martin

“I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were…

— Demetri Martin

I waved to everybody. Some of them even waved back. They knew me, had seen me go by before, always cheerful, a big hello…

— Jeff Lindsay

We were in this park in Canada throwing a frisbee around, and there was a homeless guy there who swore to God I was…

— Ryan Ross

“Before I saw or met you, I thought you were someone else.”

— Jarod Kintz

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

“It was just regular growing up, of course, the kind everyone does - but it still hurt him, I know, like the memory I…

— Catherine Chung

“I soon found myself outside in a little courtyard overlooking the ocean. I found him standing against the rails with a mischievous look on…

— Jennifer A. Whitfield

“I was trying to be someone else.”

— K. Ritz

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'

— Tim Vine

“Well,” he said, “I’m glad to see you’re finally taking some precautions, but you weren’t this tense when I dropped you off last night.”…

— Kalayna Price

I was waiting for a train at Waverley Station in Edinburgh. My knee was hurting, so I asked a young man for his seat.…

— Miriam Margolyes

He said, I missed you. I said, I missed you too. Then he fell silent and so did I. I then said, Thank you.…

— Anonymous