God Quote by Ryan Ross

At the age of two-and-a-half, I was run down by a truck. I had gone rogue in the house while my mother was bathing…

— Trudie Styler

In 1986, I was attacked in the street as I helped Neil Mullarkey from the Comedy Store Players to put up posters. We were…

— Paul Merton

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

I was on the school bus telling Richard Pryor jokes. I was sneaking, listening to Richard Pryor albums and would go to school the…

— Tony Rock

I went home one afternoon to pick up a script without bothering to change, and a half an hour later the Beverly Hills Police…

— Ross Martin

I was going to some fabulous party, and my taxi got stuck in traffic, and I looked out the window, and I saw a…

— Jeannette Walls

One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left before they…

— Carine Roitfeld

When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was running out…

— Rutina Wesley

I found my grandmother dead. It shook me up. I got up to make her breakfast, and I knew it was strange that she…

— Gil Scott-Heron

Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a…

— Red Hot Chili Peppers

My father being a Caribbean minister, one day I stole the radio. The radio that I stole, I took it to school, showing off…

— Wyclef Jean

My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her…

— Wanda Sykes