Funny SMS / Text Messages

Forgot to wish your teacher on the day? A late thank-you still counts, especially if it's honest. These run from sincere to cheeky, so pick one that fits how well you know them.

Funny belated Teachers' Day messages

1. A belated Teachers' Day.
   It's a humble request:
   "80% of teachers r suffering from throat pain by teaching students."
   So plz . . .
   BUNK d classes as much as possible
   n save our teachers.
2. Belated happy Teachers' Day! I'm late, just like my homework always was. Some things never change.
3. Sorry this wish is late, sir. Please don't deduct marks.
4. Happy belated Teachers' Day, ma'am. I finally handed something in after the deadline, and you can't send me out of class for it.
5. You taught me to always be on time. As you can see, the lesson is still in progress. Happy belated Teachers' Day!
6. Late wishes are still wishes. Think of this as my extra-credit assignment. Happy Teachers' Day!

Sincere belated Teachers' Day wishes

1. Happy belated Teachers' Day. I may be late with my wishes, but I've never been late in being grateful for what you taught me.
2. I missed the day, but I haven't forgotten the teacher. Thank you for your patience with me. Happy belated Teachers' Day.
3. A belated thank-you to the teacher who believed in me before I did. I hope you know how much it mattered.
4. Sorry for the late wish. The lessons you taught are still with me every single day.
5. Happy belated Teachers' Day, sir. Your words in class still guide my decisions outside it.
6. To my favourite teacher: a day late, but a lifetime thankful.
7. Respected ma'am, I'm sorry I missed Teachers' Day. Thank you for your kindness, your discipline and your endless patience.
8. Happy belated Teachers' Day. May Allah reward you for every student you have guided. Ameen.

Belated happy Teachers' Day quotes

1. A good teacher's work doesn't end when the bell rings, so a thank-you is never too late.
2. Teachers plant seeds they rarely see grow. This late note is to tell you one of them did.
3. Some wishes arrive late. Gratitude for a good teacher never expires.
4. The calendar says I'm late. My respect for you says I'm right on time.
5. Behind every confident student is a teacher who didn't give up on them.
6. Late on the date, never on the respect. Happy belated Teachers' Day.

Short belated Teachers' Day messages

1. Happy belated Teachers' Day! Thank you for everything.
2. Late but sincere: thank you, teacher.
3. Belated wishes to the best teacher I ever had.
4. Missed the day, never the gratitude. Happy Teachers' Day!

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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

Shetext back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

A romantic midnight scene — someone entering your room, touching your face — before pivoting hard into a mosquito repellent brand.

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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"MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
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So beware!

99% are running around
without proper medication!!

Shopkeeper asks a man buying pizza in a storm whether he's married — only a wife would send someone out in this weather.

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?