Funny SMS / Text Messages

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

6 things can come at any time

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

To the only boy I ever loved!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Couples hold hands during their wedding

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

How rat proposes a cat;)

How will a rat purpose a cat...??
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..??
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"Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)

Pappu can't dance sala :p

Can u dance?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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Because pappu cant dance ..

Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P

Meant by I Miss you

Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

Life of a medical student

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it'll b over
5th yr: finaly it'll b over

House job: i did it
Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri "jawani":(

If u have 1 father, call me

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.