Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Misc SMS Jokes

A three-stage life breakdown where money, time, and energy never align.

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

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