Why do we all marry?

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1. Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

2. I will never marry in my life

Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

3. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

4. Marry someone who can cook

Marry Someone Who Can COOK LOVE Fades, HUNGER Doesn’t :-P

5. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

6. Find and marry me!

How Cute! A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek.. She Sent A SMS:" If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can't I'm Hidden In D Shed".!

7. U luv sum1,u marry sum1 else

Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

8. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

9. Life is like a MOVIE...

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

10. Love your self,understaning,dreams..

Love urself , Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams, Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the ego.. Thats Good Life..

11. Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life

Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense. U have no idea what is going to happen until U turn the page Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life

12. Life is a ...

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

13. New element added to periodic table

A New Added element to the Periodic Table. Element Name:GIRL Symbol: G Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D Physical Properties.. *boils at anything *can freeze at anytime *melts if handled wid love n care *very bitter if mis handled Chemical Properties. *very reactive *highly unstable *posses strong affinity for gold n silver *money reducing […]

14. Add wife, have life :p

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p

15. Challenge to live for 24 hours

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]

16. Hey friend remember that without stupidity

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

17. Halloween wraps fear in innocence

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...

18. Tied rakhi to the following boys

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

19. Isn't It Weird?

Irony 0f Our Society Our Phones Fall, We Panic. Our Friends Fall, We Laugh. Isn't It So Damn Weird ? ? ?

20. No imagination - no horror

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

21. GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

22. Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

TERROR JOKE - What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.

23. Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today? I'm in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.

24. Complete ABCD

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo, to pata chale ga k sub se pehle ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

25. Cupid 2 represent valentines day

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

26. Falling in love is a sweet ambition

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's decision !

27. Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF & He Loses His Memory. Than He Tries To Find out D Killer. Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer. Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P

28. Last two words in yes dear

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

29. Real love is not based on romance

Real love is not based on romance, Candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on Respect, Compromise, Care and Trust

30. Close ur eyes n think about yourself

Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-)

31. You want to become my son-in-law?

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

32. Best ever advice!

Choose four Select three Love two And Marry one

33. Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn't kill her I just asked her ,"will u marry me?" and woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p