(12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)
Loading...Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
"Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata"
(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.
(15 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
(20 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)Loading...Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
(15 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)Loading...Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..
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ghalat salat..
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
(19 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)Loading...Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle....
Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy...
1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..
Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..
Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..
Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
" ANDHI " or husn
" ZALIM " ho gaya hai.......
(15 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro