Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon
1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords & shot each other, One deaf pliceman heard the noise & Killed the 2 dead boys Beleive this lie, it's really true, Ask the blind beggar, he saw […]
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here's a wish 4 my darling... may all your dreams come true i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses... from a heart that beats... just 4 you by me.
In your arms Let me be held, Held captive by your charms, And let the world behold How two souls meld, How they come true ~ The fairytales oft told€¦ In the way the moon Disappears in the clouds, And reappears with a blush, Let€™s disappear in a mist, Away from the crowds, In a […]