Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I'm not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]
How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don't dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight […]
M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life […]
I miss you. No, let me correct that, I miss the old you. I miss the old you that cared about me And the old you that would treat me so well. The old you that would talk to me every day and always have me smiling. I miss the old you that made me […]
*I Always Miss You* I May Not Always Contact You But Our Distance Makes Me Miss You I May Not Always Stay In Touch But I Care For You Very Much I May Not Always Say Hi But I Hope Never To Say Good bye I May Not Prove To Be The Perfect One for […]
I=Its Just Been Days Since You Left M=Months And Ages It Feels I=It Isnt Easy You Know S=Smiles And Laughs That We Shared S=Solitude Is Not What I Wanted Y=Your Presence, Irreplaceable O=Of All The Words I Can Say U=Understand These The Most, That I Miss You.
When I Open My Eyes To See The Sun Rise I Think Of You. When I Hear A Robin Sing On The First Day Of Spring I Think Of You. When I See A Red Rose On The Bush Where It Grows I Think Of You. When I Feel The Summer Heat On The Sand […]