A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey" His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At d Wedding"
Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
Having a BoyFriend or GirlFriend is not LOVE But... Having someone in your life on whom You have blind faith that Even if you hurt them to the extreme They will still hold your hand & say "I was, I am, n I will ALWAYS be yours..." That's Love, That's Life
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared. . On Monday. Jeweller called boy: There's no money in your account. Boy: I know, But, you can't imagine what […]
One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & don't pretend, Remember now he's just your friend.
Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]
GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Donít Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Donít Talk To You & You Get Worried […]
The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone's cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you's or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Cheek Kiss is A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a […]
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little […]
Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha