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A sinking ship & life guard jacket
A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
- Titanic was sinking.
- Guard Well Ur Spare Moments
- Friend ship is like a mobile sim.
- Life is like cotton
- Life is not qualified by the brand of clothes we wear
- Life is strange....
- Life ends when you stop dreaming...love makes life beautiful
- I pray to God for ur prosperous life
- 3 Simple rules in life
- 3 simple rules in life
- Life is very short .. happy birthday
- Live life like a pair of walking feet
- 6 truths of life
- Life is too short.
- Whats life ? Life is love.
- May Allah Fill Your Life
- There comes a time in life
- Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life
- Live life With Your Beloved Ones
- Life is just a fun
- Life is a game, play it
- Friendship is heart of life
- Equation Of Life
- Interesting moments in our daily life
- Count your life by smiles not with tears
- The 3 C's of life:
- Life is everything / nothing
- Whatever u can take from life
- Which is my life
- Unpredictable Life
- That's Life!!
- Value friends more than life
- Absence and alteration in your life
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Guard Well Ur Spare Moments, They r Like Uncut Diamonds. Discard Them & Their Value Will Never b Known Improve Them & They Will Become d Brightest Gems In A Useful Life
"FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...
Life is like cotton:- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow, but make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!
Life is not qualified by the brand of clothes we wear or the car that we drive. It is measured by the no of faces that smile when they hear our name.
Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
I wish u "HAPPY RAKHI" and I pray to God for ur prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life, may ur all dreams come true. My best wishes will always be with you and I wish that u'll always shower your blessings on me.
3 Simple rules in life 1. If you do not GO after what you want, You will never have it. 2. If you do not ASK, The answer will always be NO. 3.If you do not step FORWARD, You will ALWAYS be in the same place.
Three simple rules in life If you do not GO after what you want, You will never heave it. If you do not ASK, the answer will always be NO. If you do not step FORWARD, you will always be in the same place.
Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Dont lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday
Live life like a pair of walking feet, The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot behind has no shame because they both knows their situation will change!
6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid […]
Life is too short. If we work Good. OR If we work Bad. In 2 cases life will end. SO if we work good than we are died peacefully.
Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I Always Remember The People, Who Are Special For Me, Important For Me, Near & Dear To Me, Unavoidable For Me, I Think About Them, I Care About Them, I Pray For Them & You Are One Of Them. So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles. STAY BLESSED […]
When you have to let go of all the pointless drama & people who create it And surround yourself with the people who make you laugh so hard That you forget the bad & focus solely on good. After all Life is too short to be anything but happy :) Good Morning or Good Night!
Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life 1 Hour Exercise 2 Time Bath 3 Time Eat 5 Times Pray 6 Hour Sleep 8 Hour Work 1 Min Thinking Of Me
Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone!:( Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There Are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up!:( Beach Is Th Dirtiest Place When There Is No One To Hold N Walk By The Side!:( Songs R Just A Time Pass If They Doesn't Remind […]
Life is just a fun, It passes like none. life we pass is just a game, It finishes like a flame. Life may be passed or made Life may be happy or sad. Life is knife for sad people, It is a pretty world for mad people
Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living
Birth is start of life Beauty is art of life Love is part of life Death is last of life But Friendship is heart of life Love you friends
Equation Of Life ? Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad Adding above 2, Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad 2Life = Happy + Sad So, Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad
Interesting moments in our daily life: Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time Enjoying the moment […]
Count your life by smiles not with tears, Count your age by strength of dreams not years, Let your eyes shine with the glitz of future, Live your life with pleasure not with fears, Sooner or later Life is going to be better, And the dark shadows will then be traitor, May optimism and bliss […]
The 3 C's of life: CHOICES, CHANCES, CHANGES. You must make a choice to take a chance or Your life will never change.
'Life is everything' when the person u love misses u in your absence.. but 'life is nothing' When they miss to understand your importance in your presence.
Take whatever u can from your Life. Because, Wen Life Starts taking From u. It takes even your LAST BREATH!! :-)
Ur beauty makes me run mad, if u dont want me near u, then y did God created u. U are my life so, I cant leave u cause u are holding something that belongs 2 me which is my life
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
When I got enough confidence, The stage was gone. When I was sure of losing, I won. When I needed people the most, They left me. When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on. When I mastered the skill of hating, Somebody started loving me. That's Life!!!! Enjoy life.....!
"I value ma friends more than i value my life." So when i say u r my friend, it's just as good as saying u r my life".!
Small quote but very meaningful: "when my absence doesn't alter ur life, then my presence has no meaning in ur life..