Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]
Unexpected results & Problems r part of life. Never loose HOPE in any condition, bcoz darkness of night always finish with light of day. Remember! Human can live about 20days without food, about 3days without water, about 5 mints without air but not for 1secnd without HOPE. BE HOPEFULL ALWAYS.
I Always Remember The People, Who Are Special For Me, Important For Me, Near & Dear To Me, Unavoidable For Me, I Think About Them, I Care About Them, I Pray For Them & You Are One Of Them. So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles. STAY BLESSED […]
Life Is Like A Cafeteria. You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End. You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As You're Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria. If You Wait For People To Serve You, You'll Wait Forever. Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices […]
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]