Funny SMS / Text Messages

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

Pillow is like a true love

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Style of break up

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Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Love Happens Automatically

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Love Happens Automatically.
.
.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D

All girls r beautiful n boys innocent

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All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare)

All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare'S Wife)

Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?

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Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

Height of Good Luck ...!

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Height of Good Luck ...!

Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D