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If a man is allowed to select a girl
from 90 girls
and
Even if most beautiful is picked,

There's still the pain of losing
the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p

posted in Funny SMS

My Girlfriend Told Me

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My Girlfriend Told Me
If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift
She Would Burn It
So I Bought her A Candle :P

posted in Funny SMS

If ur world is spinning around

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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

posted in Funny SMS


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Have a horrible day without water

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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

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Full form of maths

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Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

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When I was born...Devil said

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When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

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Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

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Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Our son got his brain from me

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Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

posted in Funny SMS

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