Funny SMS / Text Messages

Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

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A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata.........

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

A scientist cannot b a president, but kalam did it.

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A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

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Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

First class in B.Ed

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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,

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Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

Let the boss speak first

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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

Far sighting of an old man

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Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)

Imagine world without girls

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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

World shortest jokes

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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Mr.Bean Science

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Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

Joke kaisa laga ?

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u r...
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E=Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.