Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny History Humor Inspirational Love School
Because she was seventeen, and still alive, against thousands of years' worth of odds.Because she knew enough to fear what the future would bring. — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
Maybe she couldn't know who she was today. Maybe it was enough to know that she was no longer who she was before. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“TELLING TIME Before she was old, she took canoe trips in the rain and buried her passions deep within nature poems. Ten years before… — Carol Baldwin Copy Share Image
She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Golda wasn't always 70 years old. She was a young woman with dreams, like us all. — Shira Haas Copy Share Image
In the course of her education she had gone through the history usually put into the hands of young people... now her ripened reason… — Charlotte Smith Copy Share Image
How presumptuous they had both been never to consider growing old as an achievement and a challenge. Aging was something they'd both wanted so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
