Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “What year did Jesus think it was?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Genuine Humor Jesus Religion Thinking Years
When [Jesus] wanted fully to explain what his forthcoming death was all about He didn't give a theory. He didn't even give them a… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
“the idea that Jesus rose on the 'third day' was originally a theological construct, not a historical piece of information.” — Bart D. Ehrman Copy Share Image
Edited by mostly unknown scholars in A.D. 367, compiled from documents written 30 to 110 years after the Christ event by no one who… — Leonard Shlain Copy Share Image
“The very first surviving account of Jesus’s life was written thirty-five to forty years after his death. Our latest canonical Gospel was written sixty… — Bart D. Ehrman Copy Share Image
“Lord, I desire breakthroughs concerning . . . his year, in the name of Jesus.” — D.K. Olukoya Copy Share Image
“Paul also never quotes from Jesus's purported sermons and speeches, parables and prayers, nor does he mention Jesus's supernatural birth or any of his… — D.M. Murdock Copy Share Image
“where would Christianity be today if Jesus had been given ten to twenty with time off for good behavior” — William Gaddis Copy Share Image
“DECEMBER 25 Jesus was despised and rejected in the here and now so that you would have the Father’s love and acceptance forever.” — Paul David Tripp Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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