Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Life Love Paradox Years
Most people try to add years to their life, when the real trick is in adding more life into every year. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The goal is not to add years to your life, but to add life to your years — Zan Perrion Copy Share Image
We grow old not by the number of our years, but by not numbering our years - not living our dreams, not enjoying the… — Bernard Kelvin Clive Copy Share Image
We've got one life and the older we get the more we come to realize how short it is. — Brian Lumley Copy Share Image
We lived our lives as if life was forever. To live one's life without a sense of time is to squander it. — Diana Trilling Copy Share Image
The only problem is whether one adds life to one's years or years to one's life. — Ursula Parrott Copy Share Image
Life isn't measured in years; it's measured in the people we've touched. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to add more years to your life. Better add more life to your years. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image