Humor Quote by Bill Maher

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day!”

— Tom Althouse

I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.

— 2D

I have a mustard seed; and I am not afraid to use it.

— Pope Benedict XVI

If you looked in my fridge, you'd see maybe 12 different mustards.

— Guy Fieri

“If my nipples lactated mustard, I’d wear a bra made out of two hamburger buns.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.”

— Lauren Barnholdt

“One day, in a grocery store, I swept clean a shelf of microbrew beer for my husband and three giant jars of mustard, leaving…

— Deborah Fallows

I take my own syrup, ketchup, and mustard, just in case of emergencies, in my suitcase. Whatever I can steal from the hotels. It's…

— John Prine

“Keep a supply of horseradish, wasabi, and mustards (Dijon, brown, Chinese, Creole, chipotle, wasabi, horseradish, and the unique varieties of regional mustards), and vow…

— William Davis

“IT’S GOING TO GET SALT-AND-PEPPERED! AND … KETCHUP’D!!!”

— David Baddiel

“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick