Alcohol Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.

— Kurt Vonnegut

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the…

— Nikhil Saluja

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

— Fran Lebowitz

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

— Richard Armour

You can't pick up the telephone and say, 'Connect me with someone else who has a kid with leukemia.'

— Howard Rheingold

And it's okay if you have to go away. Oh, just remember the telephone works both ways ((You and I Both))

— Jason Mraz

I have always been allergic to telephones. As far as I am concerned, they are very seldom time-savers and very often the destroyers of…

— Frances Parkinson Keyes

“Well, on some level, it’s similar to the psychological phenomenon of helplessness, where the will to try is lost. You get to the point…

— Zack Love

The telephone becomes an instrument of torture in the demonic hands of a beloved who doesn't call.

— Alain de Botton

Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same effect as…

— Anonymous

The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense.

— Ray Kurzweil

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

— Janeane Garofalo