Alcohol Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk dial your ex.

— Anonymous

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the…

— Greg Behrendt

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.

— Anonymous

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

— Matt Lauer

There are three things that are scary to watch the morning after drinking: own face, purse and list of outgoing calls :)

— Anonymous

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.”

— Brooke Bida

I was daily intoxicated, yet no man could call me intemperate.

— Henry David Thoreau

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

— Anonymous

Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be.

— Anonymous

There are certain instances where I'll be out and I'll be drunk, and I'll come to work and I'll be shattered.

— Amy Winehouse