Booze Quote by Greg Behrendt

Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.

— Anonymous

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the…

— Nikhil Saluja

Let's take some time to talk this over, you're out of line and rarely sober. We can't depend on your excuses, cause in the…

— Anonymous

I don't really drink booze.

— Rob Burrow

They say in order to get rid of a hangover you must drink, just like in order to get rid of a broken heart…

— Anonymous

I called my dad to tell him I was gonna quit drinking and he told me don't be a quitter!..

— Anonymous

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

— Matt Lauer

I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.

— Brandi Glanville

The advice I would give myself is: "Don't date that guy, don't drink that, go right home, get a good night's sleep."

— Jessica Pare

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

— Meg Cabot

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

— Demetri Martin

There are three things that are scary to watch the morning after drinking: own face, purse and list of outgoing calls :)

— Anonymous