The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started.… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
This life is yours and no one else's, and if you spend your time looking at other people's pages, you'll never get… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you? — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
