When u rise up,
Your friend know who you are.

When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.

Friend translated into a dozen languages with a very Pakistani punchline at the end. Send this to your closest mate.

Friend in different languages:

Irani: DOST
German: FREUND
Hebrew: CHAVER
FrencH: AMI
Dutch: VREN
Mexican: AMIGO
Egypt: KUBARI
Pakistan: ???
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Aur suna LAANTI:p

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi,
To mere pyar ko bay hisaab pao gi,

Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thees lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

What is LOVE?

L for Land of sorrow.
O for Ocean of tears.
V for Velley of death.
E for End of life

Words of Lover Boy:
My eyes know that
i m not perfect match 4 him.
But
my heart has no eyes or ears,
So it's been beating 4 her..

Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,
Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai,

Koi sab kuch keh ker dosti jatata hai,
To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.

Height of over love
A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because
He feels that her hand
Might pain while typing the text.

How much will love cause you to cry!
It will make you forget the whole world.
It will increase your anxiety;
You won't know one moment of peace.
What people become in love and from what!
Sometimes you come together only to be separated.
Why does this happen in love?