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Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after.

1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.

2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?

1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

I love you more today

I love you more today than I did yesterday,
But not as much as I will tomorow.
Happy Valentine's Day!

5 Love Facts

5 Love Facts
1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body.
-It's not love, it's a LUST

2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life.
-it's not love, it's and admiration

3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave.
-it's not love, it's PITY.

4-If it's because she makes u forget 2 study and sleep.
-it's not love, it's infatuation.

5-Love - is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to dat person..

(Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!)

Loving you means ...

Loving you
Means that I give you my heart
My love, my whole self;
You’ll always come first
Before anything else

Loving you
Means that I give you my faith
My trust, my confidence;
I promise to always be true
To be loyal, to be honest

Loving you
Means you’re a part of my life,
My dreams, my future;
You are a part of me
Now and forever

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Fun............That friends share when they are together.
Reliability....A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest.......Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy.........They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing........Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance.......Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets........Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness......The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable....Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect........The friendship