Hundreds of stars in the pretty sky,
Hundreds of shells on the shore together,

Hundreds of birds that go singing by,
Hundreds of lambs in the sunny weather.

Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,

Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the world wide over.

What's Marriage?
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Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

"Battery is OK"

No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

Did you know they changed the alphabet?
They put U and I together.
“Happy Propose Day”