Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

*** The sweetest way to propose:
“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you.”
Will you be mine ...
Happy Propose Day!!!

Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam
Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam
Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale
Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam
Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro
Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam
Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam
Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam
Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal qasoor o haya
Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

Today, remember that all life spring from you.
Look at the world and smile that without you,
life would have been impossible. Enjoy your day to the fullest.

Happy Women's Day

Sweeter than the candies
lovelier than the red roses
more huggable than soft toys
that’s what you’re
Wishing you a Rose Day
that’s as special as you’re
Happy Rose Day