SMS / Text Messages

A Chini was in hospital.

Santa Banta SMS

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Cable T.V

Santa Banta SMS

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

To avoid side effects

Santa Banta SMS

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Sunday SMS

After 6 working days of a week, the day following Saturday is called Sunday. People love to enjoy Sunday with families and friends by sending happy Sunday message or quote..

Some popular way of searching Sunday SMS is by using following keywords

Sunday sms, Sunday messages, Sunday wishes, have a nice Sunday, great Sunday sms, Sunday wishes for friends, Sunday holiday sms, Sunday morning wishes, wonderful Sunday messages, and Sunday quotes in english.

Riddle SMS

Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages.

Santa Banta SMS

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

World Environment Day SMS

World Environment Day (WED) is a day for awareness of the environment and enhances political attention and public action. It is on 5 June 2020.

Peoples search & shares World Environment Day SMS, World Environment Day Slogans, World Environment Day Themes, world environment day 2020 slogan, world environment day 2020 themes, , and world environment day messages to spread awareness about it within their friends circle.

Fesala da za TANHA ba yam tar Marga da khpal Yar pa tma tma.

Pashto SMS

Da khazan spera chman ke da bahaar pa tma tma
da tabib lare ta goram za bimar pa tma tma
MA da ishq guzaar khurale za da sta pa gham akhta yam
nasihat makra nasiha da qarar pa tma tma
Yo Ashiq yam bal Pukhton yam da me klaka Fesala da
za TANHA ba yam tar Marga da khpal Yar pa tma tma.

Rose Day Messages for Girlfriend, Wife, Crush and Friends

Rose Day SMS

Rose Day falls on 7 February, the first day of Valentine Week. Here are messages to send with a rose, or instead of one, to your girlfriend, wife, crush or best friend.

Rose Day messages for girlfriend

  1. Everything about you is interesting,
    your smile, your laughter, your beauty,
    your scent and your company.
    I always think of you with a smile on my face.
    I love you, my precious rose.
    Happy Rose Day.
  2. A red rose for my girl, the only one who can fix a bad day with one text. Happy Rose Day.
  3. I picked the brightest rose I could find. It still looked plain next to you. Happy Rose Day, love.
  4. Roses are red, my phone is on, and I'm waiting for your reply. Happy Rose Day!
  5. Out of a whole garden, you're the rose I'd choose. Happy Rose Day.
  6. This rose is for the girl who still makes me nervous when she calls. Happy Rose Day.

Rose Day messages for wife

  1. After all these years, you're still the rose I'd pick first. Happy Rose Day, my wife.
  2. To my wife: thank you for making our home bloom. A rose for you today and every day.
  3. Our love is like a rose plant: a few thorns, lots of care and beautiful flowers every season. Happy Rose Day, begum.
  4. A rose for the woman who runs our home, my heart and the TV remote. Happy Rose Day!
  5. You were my rose before marriage and you're my whole garden now. Happy Rose Day, jaan.

Rose Day messages for a crush

  1. I don't have the courage to hand you a rose yet, so here's one by text. Happy Rose Day.
  2. This rose is from a secret admirer. Okay, not that secret. Happy Rose Day.
  3. If you get a rose today and wonder who it's from, check your messages. Happy Rose Day!
  4. I'd send a red rose, but I'm starting with pink so I don't scare you off. Happy Rose Day.
  5. Just a rose and a smile for someone I think about more than I should.

Yellow rose messages for friends

  1. A yellow rose for my best friend, because a red one would start rumours. Happy Rose Day!
  2. Yellow rose, big smile, true friendship. Happy Rose Day, dost.
  3. You've been my sunshine on cloudy days. This yellow rose is for you. Happy Rose Day.
  4. Friends like you are rarer than roses in winter. Happy Rose Day!
  5. No red rose drama here. Just a yellow one for the friend who always shows up.

Short Rose Day messages

  1. Happy Rose Day to my favourite person.
  2. One rose for you, and all my love with it.
  3. Red rose, warm heart, sweet you. Happy Rose Day.
  4. You deserve every rose in the world. Happy Rose Day.
  5. A rose a day keeps the sadness away. Happy Rose Day!
  6. Sending you a rose and a smile. Happy Rose Day.

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