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Jan ke anjan

Jan ke anjan ban'na acha lagta hy
Us ko apny liy parishan karna acha lagta hy

Wo karty rhy piyar ka iqrar bar bar
Mujh ko Nadan ban kar sun'na acha lagta hy!!

I love the ones ...

Keep this Attitude

I love the ones
who r in my life and making it amazing

I also love the ones
who left my life have made it fantastic

Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:

Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:
Commerce :
What Is Ur Name?
(10 Mrks)

Science:
What Is Ur Name & Its Origin?
Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance.
Also Explain With The Help Of Graph.
It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks)

Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"

Baarisho'n k mausam main

Yaadai'n jaag jati hyn
Barisho'n k mausam main

Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho'n k mausam main

Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat'ti

Subhai'n bhi satati hyn
Barisho'n k mausam main

Zehen k jharokey main
Jab koi sada ubhrey

Aankhai'n bheeg jati hyn
Baarisho'n k mausam main

If I could ever have

If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine‚¦
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

What A Mystery

What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!