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Seek what they sought.
Do not seek to follow in
the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought.
(Basho)
Good, better, and best person
A good person will always be in memory.
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A better person will always be in dreams.
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But the best person will always be in my heart.
A sinking ship & life guard jacket
A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
There are no limits
If you always put limits on everything you do,
physical or anything else.
It will spread into your work and into your life.
There are no limits. There are only plateaus,
and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.
(Bruce Lee)
8 best moments in life
8 best moments in life
1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
2>
Thinking your love with tears.
3>
Looking old photos & smiling.
4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends
5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
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The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Wish u all such gr8 moments!
Have a wonderful life!
Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami
TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
The highest reward for man's toil
The highest reward for
man's toil is not what he gets for it,
but what he becomes by it.
John Ruskin
Have a blessed coming-winter..!
Drinking coffee from a mug held with gloved hands
Having a get together with the heater on
Having chats on the roof wearing cozy sweaters and mufflers
Enjoying Rain in a parked car
Strolling on a calm road at night with a cup of tea in hand
Drawing shapes on fogged window panes
Taking a walk in the park with dense fog
Have a blessed coming-winter.. .!
5 points of a normal student
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it's true.
It's winter again !!
Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause
It's winter again !!
It's always your choice
Be miserable.
Or motivate yourself.
Whatever has to be done,
it's always your choice.
(Wayne Dyer)