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Far sighting of an old man

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)

My way of life

MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called 'ATTITUDE'...
"LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY"

World shortest jokes

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.
Don't wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future. Think how
really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether it's at work or with your family.
Every minute should be enjoyed and savoured.
Earl Nightingale

I am not a ....

"I am not a palmist to tell u where ur paths will lead u..
I am not an astrologist to tell u if ur stars will be lucky enough for u..
I am not even gud enough to take ur burden over my shoulders..
But.. I can make a wish for u.. A simple wish that..
"May ALLAH lead u to the best path..
May He bless u with the luckiest stars..
May He guide u, protect u n help u through everything!" Ameen.

Mr.Bean Science

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

you are an angle

I'll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You'll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don't want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an "Angle"