Funny SMS / Text Messages

There have been many time in 2020
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2020.

Love is possible after friendship

Send this before things get complicated. A real warning about how love and friendship do not easily swap directions once crossed.

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!

Open with Love...

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

I love you & You love your daughter

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

Unit to measure love friendship & trust

A funny one for a couple who likes to laugh. Send when you want to say something sweet without sounding too serious about it.

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

Love has no age....

A Shakespeare joke with a funny twist at the end. For when you want to bring up an age gap with humor instead of awkwardness.

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P