Insult SMS / Text Messages

Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Monkeys fashion show

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Banda To Begharat Tha

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

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Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

Pyar ko mut chupao...

Pyar ko mat chupao,
usay zarorut hay jatanay ki

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...

SMS ki achi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"

Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."