Insult SMS / Text Messages

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

Woh konsa normal hay

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI"
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

Jubse tumhe dekha hai

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

Barish ki 1 1 boond

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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"NAHA LO"
EID Bohut door hay
:p

Pretty or Ugly ?

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

Your teeths r like stars

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

Muskurati bohut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

U r like a coin

Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"